[Voice post]

[His voice is tired and strained]

So, who exactly do you see about getting back to Kansas when you're the Wizard exactly? And before you ask, I left my ruby slippers back in Chicago.

Judging by the clock on this thing, I've been gone a few days, so I can-

[There's a sound of him shifting and a muffled grumble]

Can only assume that everything has gone to hell in a hand basket, the monster's running wild, and Zero has taken over and mandated we all wear stupid capes. If this is not the case I will be very pleased.

[Tired laugh]

See kids, that's the trick to always being happy with your life; having depressingly low expectations.